The day was bright, the sky was blue,
and then came the shock, it can't be true.
What to do? I think I'll cry
But then it'll smudge, it must be a lie.
They're gone from Canada, never to return.
But where will I get the mascara I yearn?
Calorie 2000, so thick and black;
I tried some Great Lash... Boy did it lack.
I want some drama, my tantrum will last
But my favorite mascara is a thing of the past.
So I'm forced to switch to some other brand
While I wait for Max Factor to return to my Land
So this is my Eulogy, I'll continue to cry
To my fair mascara, I bid you goodbye