"Hey is Trish married? I never know what to call her boyfriend/husband when I mention him."
"No, but she's been with her Boyfriend for a really long time. I think 14 years ish... actually maybe more like 8."
"She's not married? (insert awkward giggle) She's living in sin? (with horrified expression)"
Sadly I think she was quite serious...
Kim and I both said, almost at the same time, "Maybe you shouldn't say that to her"
Just an average day with Betty